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So; me, david, justin, and alex
went to the nightmare haunted house thing in lexington...


and omfg it was INSANE.
we spent 15 dollars to go through the whole thing
and we were early, so there was practically no line.

OMG it was the scariest thing ever.
the first few rooms were insane, we bolted the FUCK out of there hahahaha...
the guide was like "help me find my doll" but she left us after the 2nd room...
bitch. Lol.

anyway, we were just like, going through rooms and there was blood everywhere. The paths were so dark and narrow, and fucking chainsaw people came out. At first it was the sarah girl, then it was the chainsaw massacre man, then it was this fucking big scary figure that had a cage over his motherfucking head (like the "jackal" ghost from the movie "thirteen ghosts" if youve ever seen that movie... If not, google it...) and it was insane.

anyway, like after ten minutes of screaming and running (and btw, one of the chainsaw dudes managed to grab my fucking left boob and ripped my tank top, >:/ and scratched me and stuff.)... We reached this thing where we had to walk up a black ramp, and it was a path with like, black walls with arrows that show you "the way" (but they pointed the wrong direction)... And like, i hit my forhead on a wall, lmao... THE FUCKING JACKAL COMES UP BEHIND ALL FOUR OF US (btw, it was only us four in there) AND FUCKING TURNS HIS CHAINSAW ON DAVID, ALEX, AND JUSTIN who JUMPED OVER ME after i TRIPPED... Hahah... FUCKING LEFT ME lmao
actually it wasnt funny at the time cause the jackal was 2 inches away from my face, so was his chainsaw, and thats when i screamed and tripped twice and hit my face on the floor... And like, i started hyperventilating and my athsma kicked in really bad...
i almost blacked out.

but before that, lol, the three brave asian motherfuckers most definitely went through the damn spinning tunnel, and i had to crawl all the way there cause i was dying, and i looked back and the jackal was there but then i cried so he just left...
i peeked around the corner (so i could see the tunnel) and justin was like "omg... Cheska is still back there... But i dont want to die..."
LMFAO. (once again, it wasnt funny at the time), and like... They waited for me at the end. (i was hyperventilating through this whole time and i couldnt really walk...) then finally...

when we reached the corner, one of the guys saw me literally dying, and this dumb ass still kept his scary voice on...
Me: *athsma*
Him: RAWRRRR...
Me: *i... Cant... Breathe....*
Him: RAWWRR... Are you okay?... RAWWRRR...
Me: no... No.... I... Cant... B...
Him: RAWWRRR... Wait let me get him to escort you out... RAWRRR....

hahaha...
so then, i was escorted out... And like, on the way out, another narrow passage way...
i see fucking Jason with a chainsaw, and despite the fact that he saw me crying and the dude was literally carrying me out, (oh, it was me and alex, lol, cause he was about to puke too...) ...
jason fucking starts up his "chainsaw" to try and scare me, and i stood up all tall and pointed at him and was like...

DONT. YOU. FUCKING. DARE. START. THAT. SHIT. YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

then he puts down the chainsaw and was like...
"oh... Sorry..."

hahahahahah... XD



so yeah, it was basically just justin and david who finished the thing
and apparently the 15 dollars was not wasted :D
david said i wasted mine, but i was like "id rather waste 15 dollars than spend more money being taken to the hospital..."
hahaha. Nice save huh? lol :) WHAT? ITS TRUE


anyway...
so david and justin came out all whooping and shit, and jason chased fucking david all through the parking lot. Then came after me and alex (i was pissed and screaming and crying again)... And ALEX RAN INTO A DAMN CAR HAHAHAHAH

lmao.
after that, we stayed around the parking lot listening to the mexican music across the railroad tracks, cause the haunted house thing was in a warehouse near railroad tracks... (creepy i know) and we kept making fun of them and saying that they were mexican zombies that were saying "yo quiero taco bell".... Bahahhahahaha...

then we kept making up all these things about how cool it wouldve been if they had like a masturbating zombie that threw dildos at everyone or whatever, lmao, and we just laughed about that for an hour.
and we kept making fun of david cause the whole time through the haunted house, he was crawling on the floor and doing mission impossible flips cause he was trying "not to be seen", even though he had a big old orange 24 number on his hoodie, lol...

then like all these people kept coming and the parking lot was getting full and stuff, then finally our parents come (well, mine and justins) and we decided to have alex and david over to make smores :)

so we went to krogers and stuff and, lmao, david got in one of those things where a little car was attached to the cart for a little kid, and he got stuck, lmao after justin pushed him around and stuff. Lol. (video will be posted later, hahah)
and we had a bunch of trouble trying to budget our shit but everything turned out to be like 20 something (including the bbq sticks that me and justin had to go back in for to buy cause we forgot them after we bought everything...)

then like... We got home and found out we didnt have charcoal, so we busted out the ghetto filipino ways and burned pages of an old phone book. Hahah. Aside from the fact that the fire smelled like ass, the marshmallows and smores tasted really good :)
hahah david kept burning his marsmallows and they ended up looking like charcoal and kept melting off his bbq stick, lmao...

then after that, we sang kareoke in my room and just hung out and david was busting moves, and so was alex, so everyone just started busting moves and singing and having fun and laughing and like... Just singing "i will survive" and other random songs.


david thanked me and justin for inviting him and he was really nice about it and all respectful and shit, lol, and alex was all like HOLLA lol...
^_^



and oh, when we went to krogers, david bought white cheddar cheeze its and they were SO GOOD and everyone has been eating them all night, but THEY NEVER END its like... A bottomless pit of crackers lol.
annndddd
david ended up leaving them here, so now im eating em :) lmao.





well, that was pretty much it :)
i was so scare shitless and i cant forget about the jackals face being 2 inches away from mine, but everything was fun :).
we also decided that were gonna make our own youtube channel and weapos;ll become famous for making stupid ass videos or something, but we dont have an official channel yet.
sunday, were getting together again at davidapos;s house just to chill and dance and make up dance moves so we can dance for the filipino association xmas party :)





so yeah. As david and justin said:
"thats the most fun ive had since... EVER."

=]






new pictures/videos will be up soon :)
mmkay bye.
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